Hinarf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Man Gets Broadband]

YEAH!

Chevy Chase would be proud

["Girls"]

DAMN

Ya know, they should have a little fucking tab on the side to make all those fucking things 10's ....god damn. Ok....I liked it, i just couldnt stand rating it. So here goes it, remember that time that one girl shot me cause i rubbed her tummy, turns out she wanted me to shit on her face, so that she could clean it off. I then spent alot of time eating beans to prepare for the oncoming onslaught of shit, by the time i saw her she was bleeding out her ass from a gangbang. I rushed to her as fast as i could to shit on her face, but her mouth was closed and it just went right back up my ass.

[DBZ - Gohan Kills Cell]

Yeah

You didnt draw ALL of that. Since i am a fan though, i like it.

[John Kerry in Vietnam]

That guy before me

SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE HIS OWN CARTOON!
Caps rule.
Hey jeremy, tis the hinarf. Startrekkynarfnarf.
This was an awesome submission, i didnt check out who the author was before i loaded it. haha i was like, that guy looks like sloth....wait a minute this cartoon is making me feel like lok made it. Then sure enough it was you. I cant believe you score is so low, what a bullshit thing. These people are fucking retards. I guess thats why most of them dont have any flash movies, i dont either. I will though, as soon as i figure out this sprite crap. Even though people say it's cheap and unimaginative, its pretty hard to figure out on your own. Im figuring those people dont have any talent either. fucking dingleberry reabsorbers. Okay Good Fucking Job Once Again. Cant wait for your next thing.

[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

Fuck the nay-sayers

Its rare that you find "teasers" with promise of a finalization. Most of them involve shoddy animation and the innerworkings of someone who was just too far in denial to say, hey im never going to continue this, ILL CALL IT A TEASER! This on the other hand, is some good stuff, when i was voting for it, i actually got to vote 10 on everything! Alotta people dont know this, but if i am enjoying a flash, then its interactive. You did a good job, i wont tell you to change anything, cause you dont need to as i do in all my reviews. I wonder how many characters i have used, i think i will use them all right now. 10 reasons i hate iraqi's

1 Cause im closed minded and the tv told me t o
2 They never charge a fair amount for hotdogs in the middle of the street. *chuckle
3 Their women look like the boy's blob, cept blue.
4 caues i can
5 cause i cant have some odd virgins when i die
6 cause they all have syphillis
7 I have to listen to them everyday on the street preaching about mohammid or some other deity.
8 cause i preach with them
9 cause cause
10 Cause david letterman didnt do a top ten on them
Thanks for the good cartoon, goodnight

[Pico's Unloaded]

Its ok, you and dave are both good.

Yeah, i remember all that shit in the dave's plea for recognition or something. Yeah anything anyone said to you has been zapped. Although the stuff you were writing was throwing me off a bit about you, you uhmm proved that your worth watching. Regardless of drawing and sound stuff, as long as you can make something interesting, with a decent plot and some humour, your good to go. Who cares who gets the gold carat first or how long it takes or whatever. Its all gravidia. I really likes this, i am wondering why it doesnt say what your total rank is out of all cartoons, fraggin wierd. Anyways you did so well that this isnt as much as a review as it is a praise. So its a review of praise. Good job, you dont really need to do anything different, but you know that already. GOOD JOB! Have sex with hot hispanics for me.

MindChamber responds:

Haha, WTF are you talking about? WHOs Dave?..

Hahha

[Sep 11th Tribute]

Reviewers.....Re-spewers

Ok this is a kid that made this, 3 years ago he was 10, so that would make him 13 righT? How old are these reviewers, well i dont have time or the care to check their profiles, but they are all prolly fat. Ok the main point of this is stop being bitches and get over it, as anyone else would need to get over it. Some people are still sad, some people are still angry. You dont see them raging out on 13 year old everyday, and writing shitty reviews for them as well. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKERS. Good flash, good message, it meant nothing to you cause you were a child, understandable. If it still means nothing to you, you need to grow a heart or some shit. Peace

[Rivercity:hell]

It sucked

just kidding, i liked it, Maybe the lack of reviews has something with the awe you have inspired inside of the viewers. Something to think about, maybe you made the perfect flash, this is not bitey, but its good. I am a officially a rivercity fan. I also like ho0kers