Hinarf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ep 2: Dog V.S God]

i wonder if people....

put blood in a cartoon just to get a violence rating. ok....it seems you were WAY into this one then you were the last one. I tell you what, it definitely was no blood soaked naked arnold schwarzenegger with a hardon. It was though, incredibly funny. I had no idea that eating 10 day old chinese food would be the tool to defeating god. One thing i am left wondering, if i kill god, and im a dog...maybe not a dog even...would i inherite his powers? Cause if thats the case, im gonna order some roman food and let it sit in the fridge for ten days and get murdered..if i kill myself i wont go to heaven...plus i think that i did something to a goat. Your first one had some interesting things in it. Like the beginning where it goes ROWROIFOIEJFOE in a satan voice, and the dog was like BARK BARK....there was no dog stupid stuff in this cartoon, the innocense and pure retardation of a dog, and its understanding of human nature. When battling gods and demons though this isnt to be expected. Anyways, it was good cause i laughed my ass off. Thought of the day: LOOK AT YOURSELVES, YOUR COVERED IN SHIT!

[The German Love Film]

YEAY!

Okay, ive watched all but the german love film. DAMN BOY! HOT DIGGIDY FARKING DAWG! SHIMBALAMBODEENI! SHRAKRATYUZUIPADUNG! This is just the best stuff ever, small, good sound, freaking hilarious, plus....i got the urge to stick my finger in my butt with each cartoon. Massaging it deep within me i realized this, drinking tequila makes your shit stank! Anyways, i look forward to your flashing. Whats with the gay?

[A Paperbag Slideshow]

Reviewed Not Skewed

Well I gave you tens in everything cause it was perfect in it's own style. I have a fact you should know, that so called immaturaty takes a very mature mind to produce and share with the world without fear. Although i wish i saw some commie-porn action, my friend cam wants horse sex.....freak. Anyways, im checking out your other STUFF cause of this, you made me laugh, and i dont even have a voicebox! OUT OF SIGHT!

In retrospect of what i just said....what i meant was very good job that was outstanding.

[Perfect Kirby 1.2]

uhmmm.....

Is neil gay? I mean is it me, or is Neil hiding something. You know...something really gay, in his pants......his cock......HES GAY!

[Battle for the Portal Pt2]

Pre-pre-pre

I havnt even finished watching it. Ok there now im done. Its good. Thats it. It coulda used some dragon balls. Oh yeah, and aliens names saiyans. Thats my unique idea!

[Rise of the MK: Part 2]

Yay....but boo.

That was wonderfull, Made me weep. Now only if they had the dragon balls to bring mario back to life.......do i smell new plot? Koopa's kids could use the radar to help princess find them. Goku could be a rampant homosexual too. I loved it anyways. Thanks for having all that free time to create.

[Operation: Chop Stick 2]

I liked it...but the guy before me is crazy

Dude, you just advertised outwar.....what the fuck is that shit anyways? I went there and i saw something about a saber or something. But uhmmm it didnt catch my interests, AND I HAVE A FEEBLE EASY ENTERTAINED, and confused, MIND. So it's not worth a look anyways. Uh....im over it now, and you should be too...use this space for a review. +My nephew thought your movie was excellant, but wonders how saddam could have boobies+ I proceeded to beat him like the child of red. I liked it to, and pondered the same, but seemings im older i was more aroused than confused. Well life is a dilly ya know. All sorts of things out there to throw you off, then you lose track of everything and write something like this. Damn.

[CUERVOS]

Overall Summary of Your Work..or OSYW.

I actually have not watched this one yet, but i have watched everything else you have put down. Excellent work, i commend thee on choices of music and what not and stuff. Not only do you have a sense of gore, humor, and uh stuff. You also are a great artist. I think you may take yourself for granted. Keep it up and maybe ill see your cartoon along side samurai jack or some other channel where you have to be over 18 to watch it. I have a feeling i would laugh. GOod jOB KEep uP The goOD WOrk!

BOUNCY

[Brutality]

MAgnificint, but served its time

Okay, at the end of this AMAZING video, you say that its "to be conitnued" YOUR NOT FOOLING ANYONE, im a loyal newground fan, and i have been for about 2 years. OKay, now 2 years ago im like, WOW dbz. uh....dont get technical it coulda been sooner....ok....and i watch this. I ABOUT SHIT MY PANTS. A whole new world of flash opened up in front of my eyes. I know you make those combat instinct thingies which are good. If you like uh slowly killing things, But i would rather have no control and watch peoples guts and magical saiyan....uhmutant powers squash eachother into the oblivion of hell itself. LIke you did in this thingy. BASICALLY I WANNA KNOW WHEN YOU GOING TO CONINUE THIS MOTHER FUCKER. Please respond in the thingy that lets you do it. I would love to hear whether or not your going to do this. Uh and i have been trying to get someone to pirate flash for me, but it looks like im gonna have to do it the american way and buy it myself. I have these great ideas for making vegita a big flamer and some other shit, i wanna redo the whole series and exploit you guys and make you give me money. So like uh, Make a sequal and be good and stuff. RESPOND MONKEY RESPOND! great shit....almost the best if it wasnt for that japanimation flash shit with that samurai guy, Im sure you agree that shit was good. too bad you had to go to the website to see the whole thing. long story short TOO LATE... MAKE A SEQUAL PLEASE. your good, beyond good.

[Little Nemo the Pimp]

Hehehe nice ending

Mario 2.....nummy